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8 days ago by LadyButterfly she/her to c/NiceMemes

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ChonkyOwlbear 58 points 8 days ago

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rmuk 9 points 8 days ago

Also, if you can afford it, arrange a week in Minnesota full of fun mayo-themed activities culminating in some invasive surgery at the Mayo Clinic.

https://www.mayoclinic.org/

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AbsoluteBroomstick 6 points 8 days ago

I found Jello brand white chocolate pudding has the perfect slightly off-white tone to match mayonnaise. I filled an empty mayonnaise jar with it and started eating from it with a spoon while some friends were over. The trick to really selling it was buying a pressure sensitive cap liner to reseal the top so I had to peel it open like a fresh bottle.

The reactions were 100% worth the trouble.

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scathliath 3 points 8 days ago

No notes, I support "ChonkyOwlbear"

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ThePantser 50 points 8 days ago

Deviled eggs, tuna salad, tomato sandwich

And a bunch of pictures of.....

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mushroommunk 3 points 8 days ago

And this Chad

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hOrni 35 points 8 days ago

Mayonnaise is mostly eggs and fat.If You add flour to that, You have cake. Problem solved.

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ms_lane -24 points 8 days ago

cum

That's the problem and isn't solved. IT ISN'T SOLVED.

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tanisnikana 18 points 8 days ago

I don’t know what you think you’re doing, but your schtick isn’t working.

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ms_lane 2 points 8 days ago

Sometimes jokes just don't land, it's fine.

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tanisnikana 2 points 8 days ago

Can you explain it? I’m confused by it.

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Zizzy 13 points 8 days ago

give them a mayonnaise slip and slide

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badcommandorfilename 4 points 8 days ago

I'll raise you a Pinata

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scathliath 2 points 8 days ago

That's gonna give the kid a cum inflation to death kink, reconsider your suggestion, I beg of you

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AbsoluteBroomstick 2 points 8 days ago

Whoa there, this is a children's birthday party, not a bachelorette party.

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SailorFuzz 9 points 8 days ago

it's okay to tell kids no sometimes...

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TomMasz 16 points 8 days ago

Or give them exactly what they request and let the disappointment become a life lesson.

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Obituarykidney 15 points 8 days ago

You can also just have some fun doing something stupid and low stakes that will make for fond memories for your child.

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SailorFuzz 1 point 8 days ago

Its equally important for parents to set personal limits. Both for themselves and to teach kids that other people have limits, and that other people dont exist to entertain their every whimsy.

The "low stakes" youre thinking of might be someone else's last straw.

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Obituarykidney 3 points 8 days ago

If a silly theme for your child's birthday once or year is the last straw, you probably shouldn't have kids. Obviously say no if they're asking for dumb shit every single day, but it's a birthday party and the kid is clearly just having fun. I'd probably still talk to my parents if they actually ever tried to have fun with me when I was young.

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caesaravgvstvs 4 points 8 days ago

There's a lot of helpful ideas here, but I think the problem is that the child broke her spirit

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Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In 2 points 8 days ago

That's the real party

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UiUiUiUiUi 3 points 8 days ago

Look at the dutch 🇳🇱 we add mayo to everything;

  • bitterballen (meatball with breadcrumbs deep fried) with mayo
  • Sushi with mayo
  • Spicy spring Rolls with mayo
  • Hotdogs with mayo
  • Deepfried cod battered with mayo

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Bipauler 1 point 8 days ago

Peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches for everyone!

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Kolanaki 1 point 8 days ago

Everything should be off-white or have pictures of eggs and cooking oil. All the food has mayo in it or on it. Instead of a traditional cake, you make one of those disgusting 1950s savory gelatin dishes with mayo as the frosting. Added bonus: A kiddie pool filled to the brim with mayonnaise for the kids to play in.

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farmgineer 1 point 8 days ago

Mayo is a mother sauce and many others can be created from it.

Tuna-mayo onigiri. surumeika with mayo-based dipping sauce. fried potatoes with mayo (throw in some paprika or something if desired). deep fried squid and octopus actually goes well with the same. Demonstrate a pull-through mayo vs making another one. Science it up by doing two hand-made ones where one uses a copper bowl. Use mayo to coat things you're grilling (bread and thing cabbage wedges work well for this).

I'm sure I can come up with more.

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myyass 1 point 8 days ago

Milk bread. Kewpie Mayo, Eggs. Something I've eaten too much of.

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