IT Guy Had Affinity For Cords At Young Age

12 days ago by ZeroCool to c/theonion

DES MOINES, IOWA—Revealing that his fascination began practically as soon as he could crawl behind the television, local IT specialist Josh Tannenbaum told reporters Thursday that he’s had an affinity for cords from a very young age. “For as long as I can remember, I always knew I wanted to plug and unplug a variety […]
jh29a 8 points 12 days ago

That's literally me

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walden 2 points 11 days ago

Including the sign off blurb?

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arak 2 points 11 days ago

My cat

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