For the bri ish umpire, tha's jus anotha chuesday innit.
For the bri ish umpire, tha's jus anotha chuesday innit.
Avin' a cheeky colony with the lads. Thasall
Brits: Wanna do drugs?
China: Nah, I’m-
Brits: (Loads shotgun) ITS DRUGS TIME.
Aww RIP Tim Curry
Lads, it's time for some diplomacy!
calls gunboat crew to action stations
The British simply had the Mandate of Heaven, it was foolish to oppose them when the Heavens clearly wanted them to rule over all under heaven.
They also specifically wanted you to have these drugs, trust me.
And then they demanded everyone criminalize drugs like cannabis and opium so they could sell them western pharmaceuticals. And the east complied so happily that they now brag about how "drug free" they are.
There was also tea at stake.
China enjoyed a trade surplus with Europe, trading porcelain, silk, and tea in exchange for silver. Trade between China and Britain was heavily imbalanced in China's favor. As Britain's demands for tea, silk, and porcelain exceeded Chinese demands for British goods, British merchants started exporting opium in India. This shift reversed the balance of trade.
And tobacco came before opium.
Is there context I'm missing?
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