Our Solar System Is Terminally Unstable and Will Be Completely Destroyed, Study Finds

7 days ago by Arthur Besse to c/nottheonion

The estimated lifespan of the outer solar system has been downgraded from 100 billion years to just a few billion years, according to a study that probed “terminal instability” during the Sun’s death.

ScoffingLizard 8 points 7 days ago

I mean, they could have just not right now. This article is superfluous doom. We already have immediate doom. That's too much doom.

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Malica 2 points 6 days ago

I'm cool with anything even remotely journalistic. So much of the news is hot garbage now.

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pomegranatefern 6 points 7 days ago

The estimated lifespan of the outer solar system has been downgraded from 100 billion years to just a few billion years, according to a study that probed “terminal instability” during the Sun’s death.

Oh no! Anyway...

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dasrael 4 points 6 days ago

Well, this is sure going to put a dent in the S&P 500.

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ShutUpWesley 4 points 7 days ago

Soon I hope.

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eldavi 2 points 6 days ago