Why isn't Holy water used in vaccines?

7 days ago by Tug to c/dadjokes

You're not supposed to take the Lord's name in vein!

username_1 13 points 7 days ago

In the Thief game series holy water caused zombies to literally explode. So, not the safest substance...

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jdr 11 points 7 days ago

The Lord's name is "Holy Water"?

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expatriado 7 points 7 days ago

covid-19 retired holy water in some places

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workerONE 1 point 7 days ago
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whosepoopisonmybuttocks 1 point 7 days ago

Aren't vaccines usually injected into muscle?

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