Hmmm

6 days ago by pastermil to c/hmmm

mika_mika 54 points 6 days ago

This inferior design would just cause a very slow leak of gas and wouldn't blow the party horn. Needs a valve. 2/10.

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pastermil 22 points 6 days ago

Real ones would have the valve upstream.

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Hacksaw 13 points 6 days ago

And if you tried to force a fart, the paper would just act like sausage casing!

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frog 6 points 6 days ago

Thank you for answering my question before I even asked. ✌️

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Randelung 21 points 6 days ago

That brown note may be browner than expected.

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MeatPilot 3 points 6 days ago

Changes it from a party blower to a colostomy bag.

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MelodiousFunk 3 points 6 days ago

It's not very effective...

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RusAD 14 points 6 days ago

Party in the back

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deacon 10 points 6 days ago

Too quiet. Why not a kazoo?

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begrudgedcarfolk 10 points 6 days ago

What about, one of these but with charcoal and potpourri 🤔

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vic_rattlehead 3 points 6 days ago

A reverse plague mask, if you will.

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MurphysPaw 9 points 5 days ago

Gonna want to chamfer that bore

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Johandea 2 points 5 days ago

Fillet would be even better

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NatakuNox 6 points 5 days ago

One shart and it's ruined.

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deft 4 points 5 days ago

How? A quick inhale and the chamber is clear plus a nice afternoon snack

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swab148 3 points 5 days ago

Pft, to you maybe

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SubArcticTundra 5 points 6 days ago

Nice door knob

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BagOfHeavyStones 3 points 6 days ago

There might be enough space to add a small battery and one of those tiny pumps that are in a cuff blood pressure machine...

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cRazi_man 1 point 6 days ago

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Pratai 0 points 5 days ago

Photoshop still a thing it seems…

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