A toxicology screen detected high levels of salicylates, a class of compound that includes acetylsalicylic acid, better known as aspirin.

The diagnosis: When questioned, the woman acknowledged that she had been taking over 15 aspirin pills a day for multiple weeks. Each of these pills, marketed for back and body pain, contained 500 milligrams of aspirin.

I didn't realize you could hallucinate from an aspirin overdose. Also, how in the fuck did she think 15 pills a day was a reasonable dosage? Also also, how did she not just bleed to death from a paper cut?

Absolutely wild case.