“It’s just Western propaganda,” insists Putin through entirely decorative plague mask

9 days ago by ZeroCool to c/theonion

Vladimir Putin has dismissed reports of a possible plague outbreak in Russia as Western propaganda, speaking through a leather beak mask he insisted was simply something he liked wearing.
Jankatarch 7 points 9 days ago

Ngl decorative plague masks would do well as fashion.

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deft -4 points 9 days ago

Nah they dorky af.

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TheShamMirrors -43 points 9 days ago
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Unpigged 19 points 9 days ago

So making fun of Russia is now enough to be a neoliberal Nazi?

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TheShamMirrors -16 points 9 days ago
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chloroken 4 points 9 days ago

Leave it to a shitlib to downplay Nazis.

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TheShamMirrors -6 points 9 days ago
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ramble81 5 points 8 days ago

What the everloving fuck are you on about?

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aeronmelon 5 points 9 days ago

Zoologist

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TheShamMirrors 0 points 9 days ago
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fox2263 5 points 9 days ago

Wow downvoted. The joke obviously flew right over their heads

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TheShamMirrors 1 point 9 days ago
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fox2263 3 points 9 days ago

Surely it would be upvote worthy. For the fake points. Or is that communism

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TheShamMirrors 1 point 9 days ago
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Godric 1 point 8 days ago

Take so incredibly based /theonion browsers can't handle it

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QueenHawlSera 1 point 7 days ago

Are you high? What is a homophonous genocide?

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chloroken 1 point 9 days ago

Wow -16 downvotes and counting on this one! Maybe you should stick to writing erotic roleplay shit instead of trying to talk politics? It seems more your speed.

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TheShamMirrors -3 points 9 days ago
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chloroken -2 points 9 days ago

I'm just laughing at how shit you are at posting. Apparently the masses think you're a loser.

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TheShamMirrors -1 points 9 days ago
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