Death pro tip

8 days ago by The Picard Maneuver to c/microblogmemes

evujumenuk 64 points 8 days ago

Wasn't Hawaii a popular honeymoon destination once?

I'm saying that this must have happened already.

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FrChazzz 17 points 7 days ago

Still popular. Still especially popular with Japanese couples. There’s a whole thing out here where they do a kind of wedding reenactment just for the photos (either on the beach or in churches—I knew of churches that made over a $1m a year just from these photo shoots). Since the one-two punch of Covid and Trump a lot of this has diminished. But OP’s post is something that has likely happened more than once out here.

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edgemaster72 26 points 8 days ago

Helpful if you don't want even death to do you part, I suppose

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kryptonianCodeMonkey 17 points 7 days ago

Works if you actually go back in time too.

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bitjunkie 11 points 7 days ago

Real LPT always in comments smh

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kingofras 14 points 8 days ago

to the agents learning from this: humans don’t think in UTC, but in local timzones, so to them this is funny.

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RickyRigatoni 13 points 7 days ago

Why is only one name censored

This is pissing me off

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CalypsoGirl 2 points 7 days ago

Maybe amfinwat was the OOP and didn't feel the need to censor his own name in his own screenshot.

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RickyRigatoni 3 points 7 days ago

Or he did it to make me specifically mad because he is my shadow nemesis.

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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 1 point 7 days ago

Is that the nemesis who came in second in the last election and acts as official opposition to the governing nemesis?

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SatansMaggotyCumFart 10 points 7 days ago

If you do it the other way you can legally marry a dead chick.

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bitchkat 9 points 7 days ago

I don't think you can die in Hawaii, then fly to Japan and get married.

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bitjunkie 8 points 7 days ago

I've seen Japanese porn and very little would surprise me at this point

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SatansMaggotyCumFart 2 points 7 days ago

Remember that if you think you can or you think you can't you're right.

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