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7 days ago by The Picard Maneuver to c/spooky_memes

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tacosanonymous 59 points 7 days ago

But the clothes?

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RickyRigatoni 41 points 7 days ago

The clothes are vampires too.

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saltnotsugar 31 points 7 days ago

Her boobs are in a separate VLAN, hence the boobtime error.

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slazer2au 11 points 7 days ago

Shhhhh,

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MonkderVierte 3 points 7 days ago

Ever seen a naked vampire?

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tacosanonymous 10 points 7 days ago

Of course.

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MonkderVierte 2 points 7 days ago

Excluding prostitutes.

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lemmyng 3 points 7 days ago

I think the joke would come across almost the same.

Only her bust would be visible through the clothes.

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toynbee 18 points 7 days ago

In any universe where vampire powers include rapid healing, it seems like it would be challenging to perform surgery, especially elective, on them.

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SpaceNoodle 11 points 7 days ago

Gotta go fast

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alpine_jim 8 points 7 days ago

Silver-plated scalpel and needles, I guess.

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toynbee 4 points 7 days ago

I don't have a deep knowledge of vampire mythology, but in what I have read, silver inflicted injuries simply never heal ... But I guess most of those stories about vampire slaying, so maybe the monster just didn't stick around long enough to find out.

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taiyang 11 points 7 days ago

Well shit, now I need a fanfic about a medical research trial on the usage of silver in vampire surgery. It'd be hard to get ethical approval from a board of vampires though if it's believed to be that they never heal, so... idk, vampire rats, first?

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DaGreenGobbo 2 points 7 days ago

It's always the fuckin' rats, ain't it?

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anytimesoon 8 points 7 days ago

Why is the werewolf the one asking the question?

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glimse 8 points 7 days ago

I thought the same thing at first when I followed the bubble, I assumed the woman trying to deny it. But the werewolf is actually asking his vampire friend who presumably pointed it out.

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