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4 days ago by time2lose to c/memes

prex 8 points 3 days ago

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Fallibilist 4 points 3 days ago

I order most of my stuff from ebay or aliexpress so I'm used to weeks long waits. When the package finally arrives I have often already forgot what I ordered.

I just ordered a longsword a week back and the esimated delivery was in 60 days.

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sin_free_for_00_days 4 points 3 days ago

WTF? Are you getting an underage child delivered?

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modus 1 point 2 days ago

Don't worry, It's been thoroughly dehydrated. Saves lot on shipping.

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LittleBorat3 2 points 3 days ago

I don't want be at home all the time so I stopped ordering shit. I should get rid of prime because fuck billionaires, they can buy their own crap.

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SippyCup 2 points 2 days ago

I finally managed to convince my partner to get rid of prime and honestly it doesn't make a difference. Free delivery with most stuff over 25 bucks anyway and it's not like overnight shipping was ever an honest promise anyway. The only difference now is when my packages take a few days it's because that's when they were supposed to be delivered. Fucking hell I'd love to stop using Amazon but local retailers make it really fuckin hard.

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Bristlecone 1 point 2 days ago

Fuck Michael Jackson.

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Whirling_Cloudburst 1 point 3 days ago

My cat and I both do the same thing. Being seen is not an option.

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SippyCup 3 points 2 days ago

Some salesman or more likely a canvasser just rang my doorbell and banged on my door. I made eye contact with him through the window while I ate my dinner until he left.

I've never felt so powerful.

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UltraMagnus0001 1 point 3 days ago

When food is ordered.

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