Tell them, Turtle

5 days ago by MidnightMarauder to c/flippanarchy

Credits Mr Lovenstein

Diplomjodler3 26 points 5 days ago

And after turtle violently overthrew the government and put himself in power, he ruled as an enlightened ruler who never let the power go to his head and never started persecuting those who he perceives as threats.

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FrowingFostek 17 points 5 days ago

That was turtle's undoing. Everyone knows you need to suppress political descent once you assume power. Then slowly start slipping into madness because hierarchies are for the birds.

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Diplomjodler3 6 points 5 days ago

Bonus points for having a couple of wives beheaded.

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FauxLiving 3 points 4 days ago

Look at this dude, believing in "birds"

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Fern 3 points 4 days ago

So you're saying the pigeon should rule us, eh?

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rockSlayer 4 points 4 days ago

Turtle and their gang set up worker assemblies to collectively decide the direction of their community, and peacefully ceded all power to all the people, thereby ensuring that no one person could overthrow their direct democracy

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Diplomjodler3 0 points 4 days ago

Yeah, that's totally how these things go.

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fonix232 25 points 5 days ago

If the government is agreeable to a peaceful disbandment, sure.

If they're not... Then no.

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LocalAreaMan 15 points 5 days ago

"Those that make peaceful revolution impossible make violent revolution inevitable."

JFK said it. MLK said it.

Whatever happened to those guys?

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tyranny 9 points 5 days ago

don't say anything, turtle

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MidnightMarauder 7 points 5 days ago

No snitching, turtle

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cRazi_man 7 points 5 days ago

I love Mr Lovenstein comics (name removed from this comic for some reason) but he didn't have to go to this trouble when the Anakin/Padme meme already exists.

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MidnightMarauder 4 points 4 days ago

Found this image without te credits, added!

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cRazi_man 11 points 4 days ago

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rockSlayer 1 point 4 days ago

I wish I had a shell. I have to rely on aikido instead. The other stuff I have already

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Lushed_Lungfish 2 points 4 days ago

May I interest you in a 57 mm shell?

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JortsEnjoyer 6 points 4 days ago

"Peaceably if we can, forcibly if we must" --some document written by a mob of angry Missourians 200 years ago.

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vegafjord 5 points 5 days ago

In a beatling like mine, Norway, I dont think armed rebellion would make sense (initially), but I think as people remove themselves from the coggery, the coggery will act increasingly oppressive. Thats when gerilja forces will be necessary. We need to be prepared for that moment.

However, I believe norwegians in general are fully committed to might as a method of change. It is not even taboo to question the legitimacy of the so called democratic institiution.

But we do have a spirit of commons, we just think that it has to be intertwined with the coggery.

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LocalAreaMan 3 points 5 days ago

Isn't that what Mario Savio basically said, "throw your body upon the odious gears so your body can act like a kinder, gentler gear"?

Give the Norwegian guy a peace prize.

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A404 1 point 4 days ago

I mean, its gonna happen either way lol

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JeSuisUnHombre 1 point 5 days ago

I'd love if that were possible

Edit: I fear people are misunderstanding my comment. We can and should dismantle the government, I would rather we do that peacefully but don't think that's possible.

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HerbGrower 2 points 4 days ago

Haven't a few people almost managed to send trump back to hell?

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JeSuisUnHombre 1 point 4 days ago
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