I took the shell off my racing snail to make it faster....

5 days ago by Tug to c/dadjokes

But it just looked more sluggish....

victorz 7 points 4 days ago

This is extra funny because the setup and punchline kinda make sense together as well. Bravo.

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Nastybutler 4 points 4 days ago

I'd go with, "But it just made it more sluggish"

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twoBrokenThumbs 3 points 4 days ago

Reminds me of the long tail joke about the racing snail with an S on the side. The punch line being " look at that S car go!"

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