My Amazon about you is scary accurate

3 days ago by PM_ME_SNEKS_IN_HATS to c/memes

inari 21 points 2 days ago

Mine says I have a "magnum dong" wtf how do they know

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MrScottyTay 6 points 2 days ago

Is it because you bought a monster condom?

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FancyPantsFIRE 5 points 2 days ago

You did order it off Amazon, what did you expect?

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umbraroze 10 points 2 days ago

Amazon in the EU:

We're not supposed to store, let alone share, this customer information. But off the record... [glances around] [whispers] this person is really awesome. Like huge awesome. Can't tell exactly how due to the aforementioned regulations.

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DupaCycki 2 points 2 days ago

"We can't collect and share personal data like this, but... If we could, I bet it'd say this guy is extremely handsome, popular, and rich. Hypothetically, of course."

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bedwyr 2 points 2 days ago

No, it's not accurate dumbshit.

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PM_ME_SNEKS_IN_HATS 3 points 2 days ago

God this comment is so hot

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FancyPantsFIRE 1 point 2 days ago
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