Putin Reportedly Unable to Land in Moscow as Drones Paralyze Russia’s Capital

5 days ago by supersquirrel to c/LeopardsAteMyFace

Putin's presidential jet diverted to St. Petersburg amid Moscow drone alert, forcing airport closures and impacting government flights.

expatriado 53 points 5 days ago

more fuck around and find out than leopard ate my face

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k0e3 8 points 5 days ago

I agree. This isn't the right com for it imo.

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snooggums 4 points 5 days ago

Fun to see, but yeah not the right fit.

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disorderly 33 points 5 days ago

I thought he didn't fly out of paranoia. It's a shame that none of his friends are unhappy enough with his leadership to scratch his plane like he did to Prigozhin.

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resipsaloquitur 16 points 5 days ago

I don't think he took the train to Alaska.

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Rocketpoweredgorilla 5 points 5 days ago

He rode polar bear with his shirt off the whole way whilst waving the flag of his people.

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Valmond 2 points 4 days ago

If it was him and not one of the doppelgangers. I don't know what open source intelligence settled on finally.

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resipsaloquitur 1 point 4 days ago

How long will they Weekend At Bernie's him?

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captain_aggravated 2 points 4 days ago

If it weren't for Putin, we might have a Trans-Aleutian train.

Or maybe not, the Blyatskis use a really strange rail gauge, no?

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piccolo 2 points 4 days ago

Russia has dual guage rail between some border countries. So wouldn't be that unusual

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leftzero 18 points 5 days ago

May he crash and burst into flames (hopefully without hurting any innocent bystanders in the process).

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Ioughttamow 4 points 5 days ago

The spirit of Prigozhin! OOOOooooOOOOooooooooooo

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Sunshine 13 points 5 days ago

2k dead a day Putin I sleep.

Delayed flight real shit!

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Vex_Detrause 6 points 4 days ago

If all of a sudden Putin dropped dead. What would happen to Russia? Do they have a second on command?

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IchNichtenLichten 8 points 4 days ago

I imagine there would be a war between the oligarchs over who gets the throne and it would be very messy.

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Malica 5 points 5 days ago

Oh I so hope this is true

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