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Stephen Miller: Americans Must Allow Drunk ICE Agents To Sleep On Their Lawns To Keep Our Borders Secure

2 days ago by CubitOom to c/theonion

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A guest column argues that patriotic homeowners must surrender their lawns, guest bedrooms, and constitutional rights to off-duty federal immigration agents i…

A guest column argues that patriotic homeowners must surrender their lawns, guest bedrooms, and constitutional rights to off-duty federal immigration agents in need of a place to sleep.

mycodesucks 18 points 2 days ago

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Amuro_eat 5 points 2 days ago

I’d feel too threatened and have to exercise 2A

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s 7 points 2 days ago

3A as well

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MyDogLovesMe 4 points 2 days ago

FFS! …still had to check.

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weps 3 points a day ago

we're moving on from the amendments

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huquad 3 points 2 days ago

Damn I bit down hard on this one

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RedWeasel 2 points a day ago

I mean, they had the April article about public executions and here we are 6 months later and it isn’t satire anymore. Smdh

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DidIReallySayThat 2 points 2 days ago

As long as they drink something I make especially for them.

I'm pretty patriotic, yo.

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