Muggle Games [Good Bear Comics]

a day ago by cannedtuna to c/comicstrips

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4 Panel Comic

Panel 1: Ron Weasley sits in front of a fireplace with a Gameboy Yellow with Pokémon Red in hand.

Ron: Harry, these muggle games are so fun!

Panel 2: Harry Potter sits across the fireplace from Ron and holds his wand and a Gameboy Red with the screen and wand pointing at Ron.

Potter: Ron, look! My Pokémon is evolving from Abra to Kadabra!

Panel 3: Harry is horrified as magic flies from his wand

Panel 4: Harry comes to the depressing realization of what he’s done.

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BillyClark 154 points a day ago

I know, fuck Rowling and all that, but let's talk about whether this could happen in the HP universe. It couldn't. Thank you for your attention.

Remember their first lesson on Wingardium Leviosa and how important pronunciation and wand control was? It basically isn't supposed to work if you mispronounce it, and the pronunciation is pretty strict. Also, as we saw from The Half Blood Prince, for dark magic, you really have to cast the spell with intention.

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BlindPenguin 7 points a day ago

Wasn't there also something about intention? Like you have to actually intend to do certain things, the words & wands just help focusing whatever that magical power thingy is.

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tankfox 20 points a day ago

There's also a thing where most of the practitioners, including very high level ones, don't have a clue how it works. They know what works for them, that's about it. All of it is all intent and the wand and words and other trappings are intended to help channel it but are commonly mistaken as the tools doing the job. They would know this in universe if any of them were even passably interested in the scientific method instead of being arrogant rich bastard assholes that I fully detested by the end of the source material.

A fantastic real life corollary was Jacob Aldolphus "Jelly" Bryce, a prominent, arrogant, and primarily lucky FBI agent who had survived a number of shootouts. His method of 'shoot your pistol from the hip like a madman' became official government training for many years until someone did a study and rightly pointed out that the technique only really works if you're naturally coordinated in exactly this way, which Jelly was. For everyone else it was awful training that lost quite a few lives until actual science could show that bringing the pistol up in line with your eye didn't take measurably longer and allowed you to hit your target much more effectively.

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BlindPenguin 17 points a day ago

They would know this in universe if any of them were even passably interested in the scientific method instead of being arrogant rich bastard assholes that I fully detested by the end of the source material.

I kinda love how this is a perfect description of Rowling herself, lol.

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webghost0101 7 points a day ago

In canon a wand is also a european invention, in many other cultures its optional and using your hands the norm.

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SomethingBurger 4 points a day ago

So is in Europe, it's mentioned that powerful wizards don't need them.

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BillyClark 2 points a day ago

Yes and I mentioned that very thing, intention, in the comment you replied to. I thought it was pretty plainly written but at least two people completely missed it based on their replies.

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BlindPenguin 2 points a day ago

Ah sorry, my brain tends to skip things for some reason

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