Mike Tyson Visits White House, Predicts “Trump Will Win” Midterms

20 hours ago by resipsaloquitur to c/nottheonion

Former heavyweight boxing champion Mike Tyson visited the White House briefing room to endorse Donald Trump for the midterms and join his campaign rally in Syracuse.

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/52941324

TrackenDaKracken 28 points 19 hours ago

“I think Donald Trump will win,” Tyson said when asked about how Republicans would fare in the midterms.

He thinks Trump personally is up for election somehow. That Trump is on the ballot. He doesn't know what the midterms are. I wouldn't be surprised if he said he'd be voting for Trump, and they left that part out.

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darkdemize 20 points 20 hours ago

Mike's taken a few too many punches to the head over the years.

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tacosanonymous 10 points 18 hours ago

And rapists have to stick together.

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qualia 10 points 20 hours ago

More villains

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njm1314 7 points 17 hours ago

Rapists of a feather.

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brem 3 points 16 hours ago

Ears together.

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DrSleepless 4 points 17 hours ago

Rapists gotta stick together, apparently

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brem 4 points 16 hours ago

...I mean.. even the picture begs to be a comedy sketch.

Ears. One bites ears, one pretends to be shot in the ear to help steal an election.

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resipsaloquitur 3 points 16 hours ago

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brem 4 points 16 hours ago

Tike Myson x Tronald Dump: From The Ballroom to The Island

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lemmyng 3 points 16 hours ago

Ethbuthy hath a plan until they're punthed in the mouf.

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brem 2 points 16 hours ago

Mike Tyson "lost" to one of the Paul brothers. It honestly took me a sec to even remember their last name.

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