I just compiled 20 books on Etruscans, a civilization that predates Rome and has influenced Rome since its inception. The Etruscan language is dying, please preserve the life's work of your Princeps carefully, so later scholars may have access to this important piece on the early history of Italia.

I just finished an essay about the superiority of baldness, because spheres are the divinely perfect shapes. I am going to share this with all my bald friends lmao