White House Downplays Hyena Biting Down On Trump’s Ass

3 days ago by heliotrope to c/theonion

WASHINGTON—Calling the attention the incident was receiving yet another example of liberal media bias, the White House downplayed on Friday the fact that a hyena was currently biting down on the ass of President Donald Trump. “No one should be surprised that all the scrutiny from the mainstream press is focused squarely on the spotted […]
a_good_hunter 7 points 2 days ago

Poor hyena, I hope it gets the best possible health care.

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username_1 5 points 3 days ago

That ass smells onions and hyenas are infamous for loving onions. Nothing strange here.

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