Elon Musk, two racist uncles, left to do all Alberta Separatist posting after Russian bot farm goes offline

3 days ago by ZeroCool to c/theonion

DredPyr8Roberts 25 points 3 days ago

That is gold: SpaceX insiders report that Musk, faced with the loss of his entire fawning bot army, is planning to have more children in the hopes of creating one person who actually wants to talk to him.

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TheTechnician27 10 points 3 days ago

Musk, whose interest in Alberta’s Separatist movement began last week when he learned it existed and generally benefits the goals of worldwide autocracy,

Is *chef's kiss*.

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rwrwefwef 1 point a day ago

Can't blame foreign interference on this one since he is still a citizen.

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