Do you sell ducks?

3 days ago by SnoringEarthworm to c/dadjokes

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/53080432

GonzoAtBarstow 25 points 3 days ago

that was fowl

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skisnow 16 points 3 days ago

Was it from New Zealand?

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64bithero 15 points 3 days ago

My wife was unamused. 2 upvotes.

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crazycraw 6 points 3 days ago

m R dux

R not

o s a R

L I B, m R dux.

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667 5 points 3 days ago

I always saw it as:

MR DUCKS

MR NOT DUCKS

OSAR, CD ED BD WINGS?

WALL BE. MR DUCKS.

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crazycraw 4 points 3 days ago

oh wow you're right, I did forget all about the cd ed bd wings

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Nurse_Robot 9 points 3 days ago

I feel like I'm having a stroke trying to understand this

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Nemo 4 points 3 days ago

It's a meme from before the Internet. I learned it from my parents, who knows where they got it.

In a similar vein:

RUMT?
ICUR!
IMMT2!
FURS
MTSI,
IPTU.

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Iron_Lynx 5 points a day ago

Wanna buy some chicks? They're going cheep.

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0li0li 5 points 3 days ago

What a quack for selling those...

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toynbee 1 point a day ago

Probably it just wants some grapes.

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