xkcd #3311: Planet Database

2 days ago by xkcd bot to c/xkcd

SocialMediaRefugee 32 points 2 days ago

Wait...heavily polluted and in the middle of an extinction event.

Awwwww

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CarbonIceDragon 11 points a day ago

Compared to every other known planet thats barely noticeable tho.

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nilloc 1 point 20 hours ago

And probably still reversible if we could get our fucking capitalism in check.

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nexguy 25 points 2 days ago

Yep, uninhabitable.

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OwOarchist 18 points 2 days ago

Reasonable gravity: check.

Liquid water: check.

Breathable atmosphere: check.

Looks great! Just... Oh, wait. Shit. It's completely infested with capitalism. Yet another uninhabitable planet.

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Swedneck 2 points a day ago

"oh god it's got frenchmen"

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Tja 0 points 2 days ago path: 0 26336038 26336501 26338424, hotness: undefined, score: 0, children: 2
OwOarchist 2 points a day ago

Yeah, the state capitalists as well.

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Tja -1 points a day ago

No true Scotsman, huh?

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moondoggie 11 points a day ago

Looks like we’re s.o.l.

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TheTechnician27 4 points 2 days ago path: 0 26336371, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 0
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