Why don’t chickens wear underpants?

2 days ago by Lemmyoutofhere to c/dadjokes

Because their pecker is on their face.

nilloc 10 points 2 days ago

!unclejokes@lemmy.world

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Lemmyoutofhere 2 points 2 days ago

Uncle jokes? I told this to my 10 and 12 year old nephews and they loved it. What kind of puritan are you?

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nailingjello 15 points 2 days ago

The irony that you're an uncle telling these jokes is not missed LOL.

But I upvoted you and agree that I would tell this to older boys no problem.

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Iron_Lynx 2 points 2 days ago

Because the joke makes rather pointed, specific references to genitalia.

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64bithero 4 points 2 days ago

I see what you did there

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Lemmyoutofhere 4 points 2 days ago

So what? It’s just another part of the body. This is not sexual in nature. See post 1 for the group.

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