What's your favorite insult that doesn't sound like an insult?

3 years ago by JCSpark to c/asklemmy

You continue to meet expectations...

colournoun 10 points 3 years ago

“See you later” “Not if I see you first!”

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JCSpark 4 points 3 years ago

I love this one. It takes a moment, but it's good!

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thegiddystitcher 7 points 3 years ago

This question makes no sense because I'm British and we make literally anything sound like an insult.

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RandomVanGloboii 5 points 3 years ago

My relationship with you is going almost well

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bluen 5 points 3 years ago

Doing it your way will also work…

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animist 5 points 3 years ago

Per my last email

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kevin 2 points 3 years ago

"As I've mentioned previously" is my go-to

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Acetamide 2 points 3 years ago

In a similar vein, if something is written down: really nitpicking on grammatical and spelling mistakes and adding [sic] to quotes.

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JCSpark 1 point 3 years ago

"govern yourself accordingly" would likely have been on there, I imagine

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phlemmy 4 points 3 years ago

Your dress is very popular!

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Fubarberry 4 points 3 years ago

You're at the top of the bell curve.

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Mydispo 3 points 3 years ago

Bless his/her heart…

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erbs 2 points 3 years ago

"well done you"

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fluffman86 2 points 3 years ago

Well, at least you're pretty!

Which is right behind the obvious:

Bless your heart!

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loehwe 2 points 3 years ago

"This tastes ... interesting"

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fratermus 2 points 3 years ago

"Your wife, sir, under the pretense of keeping a bawdy house, is a receiver of stolen goods" -Samuel Johnson

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Lemminary 1 point 3 years ago

Out of all the _____, this is one of them!

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