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Know your shits!

3 years ago by Wolf Link 🐺 to c/lemmyshitpost

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(Shamelessly stolen from an imgur dump, but I felt like it belongs here)

Edit:

Since so many of you suggested additions, I'm just going to list them all in one place. Let's create a community-made enzycrapedia of shit-related terms and phrases!

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  • Dogshit: Very poor quality

  • Bullshit: Not true

  • Horseshit: Nonsense

  • Apeshit: rambunctious

  • Batshit: insane

  • Chickenshit: coward

  • Ratshit: poor quality

  • No shit: obviously (also sometimes "No shit, Sherlock!" as an exclamation)

  • Holy shit: mind blowing / unbelievable

  • Hot shit: very good

  • Dipshit: a total dumbass

  • Tuff shit: take it or leave it. (correct spelling would be "tough shit")

  • Jack shit: nothing

  • The shit: perfection

More shit:

  • Cut the shit: knock it off.

  • Are you shitting me: are you serious.

  • This shit is bananas: this is crazy.

  • That’s my shit: I really like that.

  • I dig that shit: I love it

  • Shit!: An exclamation of discontent. See also: fuck.

  • I shit myself: I pooped my pants.

  • Shit-Hawk: unpleasant person

  • For shits and giggles: Doing something silly for no particular reason

  • Shit a brick: to be scared

  • Scared shitless: being really scared

  • Shitstain: someone trashy or worthless

  • Shit for brains: stupid

  • Shit sandwich: a shitty situation

  • Shithead: a shitty person

  • Shithole: a shitty place

  • Piece of shit: a shitty thing

  • Deep shit: a meaningful revelation

  • To be up shit creek (without a paddle): to be in deep trouble

  • To be full of shit: constantly lying

  • Shit Stirrer: someone who deliberately causes problems/arguments

  • Get your shit together: to organize stuff properly (alternatively; to calm down)

  • Losing your shit: freaking out

  • To [do] the shit out of something: doing something in an excellent way

  • I don't give a shit: I don't care

  • When shit hits the fan: when an already bad situation suddenly becomes worse

  • Shit happens: bad things happen and you can't do anything about it

  • Shit just got real: Something dangerous is happening right now

  • Does a bear shit in the woods?: Isn't it obvious?

  • Eat shit: To fall on your face

  • Shit-eating grin: a smug and condescending expression

  • Who shit in your cereal?: Who ruined your day/mood?

  • (To watch the) Shitshow: watching utter chaos unfold without intervening

  • A metric shit ton: a lot

  • Shit on a Shingle: a dish consisting of a cream sauce with meat in it poured over toast

  • Nuttier than squirrel shit: being crazy

  • Shitstorm: a stressful, chaotic situation

  • You don't know shit: you're clueless

  • Don’t shit where you eat: Don’t date a work colleague

  • The shits: diarrhea

  • My shit: my stuff

  • Shitter: toilet

  • You are shit: you're worthless

  • You are not shit: reassuring that you're NOT worthless

  • You ain't shit: you're worse than worthless

Thanks and credit to: Poopmeister, Wogi, protist, cloudy1999, lambchop and ToRa

robocall 70 points 3 years ago

This is actually very helpful for English as a second language learners.

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Wogi 40 points 3 years ago

There's more!

Cut the shit: knock it off.
Are you shitting me: are you serious.
This shit is bananas: this is crazy.
That's my shit: I really like that.
Shit!: An exclamation of discontent. See also: fuck.
I shit myself: I pooped my pants.
A shit in the hand is worth two in the bush: this is a joke, it doesn't mean anything. I only include it because a guy came up to me at work and asked what it meant.

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protist 22 points 3 years ago
  • Shit a brick: to be scared
  • Shitstain: someone trashy or worthless
  • Shit for brains: stupid
  • Shit sandwich: a shitty situation
  • Shithead: a shitty person
  • Shithole: a shitty place
  • Piece of shit: a shitty thing

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dingus 2 points 3 years ago

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21Cabbage 5 points 3 years ago

It's also a drinking game though the rules of it are lost to me as a result of only hearing them while drinking heavily.

EDIT: I remember it involves playing cards and you don't use the king, queen, etc.

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PipedLinkBot 1 point 3 years ago

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wreckedcarzz 12 points 3 years ago

B A N A N A S

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Vengefu1Tuna 6 points 3 years ago

Depending on the inflection, "that's my shit" can also mean "those are my belongings".

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elxeno 5 points 3 years ago

sheet

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cloudy1999 3 points 3 years ago

Deep shit

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FlyingSquid 26 points 3 years ago

What about Chickenshit ii?

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Moc 21 points 3 years ago

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eager_eagle 6 points 3 years ago

it's ratshit

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Entropy 15 points 3 years ago

I read this while taking a shit. How appropriate.

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creditCrazy 2 points 3 years ago

Well shit man

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Jumuta 1 point 3 years ago

you've gotta be shitting me

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ChaosCharlie 12 points 3 years ago

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PipedLinkBot 5 points 3 years ago

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ChaosCharlie 8 points 3 years ago

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JokeDeity 11 points 3 years ago

See I know a lot of people that use hot shit the opposite way, to mean it's very bad quality.

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AnIntenseMoist 10 points 3 years ago

Are they adding any modifiers to their "hot shit"? "Hot, stinkin' pile of shit" hits different.

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uzay 5 points 3 years ago

That's hot garbage

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CluckN 8 points 3 years ago

It’s a bad sign when the notes screenshot looks blurry.

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DaPorkchop_ 5 points 3 years ago

needs more JPEG

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Poopmeister 7 points 3 years ago

What about shit hawks?

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meyotch 4 points 3 years ago

They are circling, bo-bandy. Look, I’m mowing the air!

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Stalinwolf 3 points 3 years ago

D'ya know what a shit barometer is, Bubs?

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jopepa 7 points 3 years ago

Knows how to spell rambunctious but has such a ruff time with tough

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ada 7 points 3 years ago

Ratshit also means exhausted/sick/hungover to most Australians

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Kolanaki 7 points 3 years ago

"shit" - Not good

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1984 6 points 3 years ago

Its relative. Horse shit is gold if you have a garden, people look for it and pay for it since it creates very fertile ground.

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jarfil 5 points 3 years ago

That's the shit. Do you have to dip a shit showel while it's hot shit, or tuff shit works too? And what about jack shit?

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creditCrazy 2 points 3 years ago

Mm I can't imagine jack shit having much nutrients for crops

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jarfil 2 points 3 years ago

Why not? It's not elephant shit, that's so nutritive they steal it directly from each other's source, but aren't jacks kind of horses? Not Holy Cow shit either, but still.

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Enigma 5 points 3 years ago

Anyone else remember that long winded story about the Schitt family?

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dregally 5 points 3 years ago

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Decoy321 5 points 3 years ago

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PipedLinkBot 4 points 3 years ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

this old George Carlin skit?

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lambchop 4 points 3 years ago

Don't shit where you eat: Don't date a work colleague

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FrostbyteIX 4 points 3 years ago

This is some excellent shit here!

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Lord_ToRA 3 points 3 years ago

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SMT42 3 points 3 years ago

We need to expand

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bernieecclestoned 3 points 3 years ago

Squirrel shit - Topic

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cloudy1999 3 points 3 years ago

It looks like 'ratshit' is misspelled

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Antitrust7668 3 points 3 years ago

A comedian named ISMO did a funny skit on this

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PipedLinkBot 2 points 3 years ago

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ISMO

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SternburgExport 2 points 3 years ago

I thought about that shit yesterday

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Spliffman1 1 point 3 years ago

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PatFussy -4 points 3 years ago

Pee poop fart shit - word diharhea

Edit: that was an absolute knee slapper. I guess you guys dont like zingers

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