Thanks!

3 years ago by yoo to c/lemmyshitpost

Bayz0r 69 points 3 years ago

Imagine going through the effort of creating the image but not spellchecking lettuce.

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Nygarder 18 points 3 years ago

Lettice is a person

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bloubz 16 points 3 years ago

I think they wanted to spell lattice (the abstract algebra structure)

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cypherpunks 3 points 3 years ago

possible, but also a fail scenario

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VikingHippie 11 points 3 years ago

You sure that's not part of the joke?

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Gurfaild 8 points 3 years ago

Obviously that's the plural of lettuce, just like mouse -> mice and house -> hice

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PlantDadManGuy 5 points 3 years ago

God help any non native English speakers here

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Aecosthedark 2 points 3 years ago

In this case, lettice is a persons name, not the vegetable spelt similarly.

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HenriVolney 29 points 3 years ago

No shitpost has ever been more shitpost than this shitpost

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Cosmos7349 14 points 3 years ago

SHMOE

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phoneymouse 16 points 3 years ago
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Cosmos7349 9 points 3 years ago

IT'S NOT AS EXCITING AS SHMOE

spoiler

It's also possible that I'm not clever enough to have arrived at this very practical solution


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3arn0wl 9 points 3 years ago

How about, (counterclockwise)

Small Hairy Orangutan Eyed Me?

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tigeruppercut 5 points 3 years ago

Sho(w) 'em, I like it. Wouldn't that be clockwise though?

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3arn0wl 2 points 3 years ago

D'oh! πŸ€” Yeah!

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Kecessa 1 point 3 years ago

H = M

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SayJess 8 points 3 years ago

Sneaky magician hides every object!

Courtesy of ChatGPT

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user1234 4 points 3 years ago

All that I can see when I look at those great lakes stickers people put on their cars is a dog pooping.

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FlyingSquid 3 points 3 years ago

Thanks! I'm writing this down!

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glibg10b 2 points 3 years ago

What a creative response. Have my upvote

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STRIKINGdebate2 3 points 3 years ago

Which one should I go skinny dipping in?

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Kecessa 8 points 3 years ago

Ontario at the sandbanks this way we can see your bum bum out of the water for 200 meters

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photonic_sorcerer 7 points 3 years ago

All of them

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Etterra 2 points 3 years ago

Being from Chicago, I'll tell you the one we use, in order of relevancy instead of the OC.

Lake Michigan The One Above Minnesota The One to the Right The One Past That Eh Who Cares

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who8mydamnoreos 2 points 3 years ago

Great way to remember the Great Lakes, don’t just reference them on the map.

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Rukmer 3 points 3 years ago

You're not going to be carrying a map with you in your pocket every day.

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who8mydamnoreos 1 point 3 years ago

Tell that to my google maps

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Rukmer 2 points 3 years ago

Right, I was joking based on the "you won't carry a calculator with you" cliche.

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SYNOPSIS 2 points 3 years ago

Or if you think of five also written like V in roman numerals which looks like a boat sail upside down Five Lake = F-ake which also rhymes with cake 5 candles burning unblown extinguised by water pouring. Sup Mich hurry on like.

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