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Squeaky! rule

3 years ago by Track_Shovel to c/196

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ExtraMedicated 38 points 3 years ago

I so very badly want to replace a judge's gavel with one of those.

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bobs_monkey 18 points 3 years ago

Would certainly make court more entertaining squeak

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Track_Shovel 1 point 3 years ago

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MegaTony 19 points 3 years ago

Go to horny jail. B O N K

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orca 12 points 3 years ago

S Q U E A K

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Heavybell 9 points 3 years ago

Okay, but will you swing the squeaky hammer in a downwards arc to hit the top of a presumably horizontal head and/or shaft, or will you swing horizontally in order to strike the tip like you're driving a thick, fleshy nail into the owner's crotch?

I'm leaning towards the latter, personally.

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Track_Shovel 5 points 3 years ago

Flesh nail, duh

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funnystuff97 8 points 3 years ago

sounds like something Sam would do.

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selokichtli 4 points 3 years ago

You'd be a blast in Mexico and Latinamerica (you'd be called El Chapulín Colorado).

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