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Hands full of rule

3 years ago by CreamyWeenie to c/196

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Lux 37 points 3 years ago

Ok hear me out:

Two very tall stacks of people with penises standing facing each other. Then you can use the penises like a ladder.

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Gormadt 1 point 3 years ago

I'm not gonna kink shame but...

I uh... don't want someone to use my dick like a rung on a ladder.

That's a lot of weight hanging and stepping man.

Gentile with the genitals please.

But uh... you do you bud.

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ShartyWaffles 20 points 3 years ago

Some would say that having your hands full of penis means you’re already in heaven.

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ikantolol 14 points 3 years ago

I'll build the stair out of penises!

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tanja 14 points 3 years ago

The reaper hates this one simple trick!

Immortality go brrrr

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germanatlas 12 points 3 years ago

At least not with that attitude

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ZILtoid1991 12 points 3 years ago

Good thing anal masturbation exists...

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BasicWhiteGirl 11 points 3 years ago

And vaginas.... Sorry, boys. Have fun in HELL!

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ZILtoid1991 6 points 3 years ago

Trans men do exist, and sometimes they keep it.

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0x4E4F 4 points 3 years ago

Why not, it's fun to play with 🤷.

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Nepenthe 10 points 3 years ago

Use your chin/teeth to hold onto the current bar while you grab for a higher one. Can't put the rungs farther apart without punishing people that didn't decide to be short.

Although apparently all amputees go to hell

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BasicWhiteGirl 8 points 3 years ago

Heaven is a FISHFEST!

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PupBiru 9 points 3 years ago

i… read fistfest

both work, and now i also have a good option for my gender and sexuality

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0x4E4F 4 points 3 years ago

i… read fistfest

🤜🤜🤜 🥳

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Piatun 8 points 3 years ago

beautiful, remembers me of andrew tate's wordings that just think whenever jer..ing, "God is watching you"

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anothercatgirl 6 points 3 years ago

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artic 8 points 3 years ago

Heaven is full of boring people anyway

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Piatun 4 points 3 years ago

Maybe, we could expect hell to be full of danger, risky, racist entertaining people 😂

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xc2215x 7 points 3 years ago

Made me laugh.

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PelicanPersuader 6 points 3 years ago

But what about my mouth?

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jerkface 5 points 3 years ago

Heaven can wait

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MissJinx 3 points 3 years ago

FULL of penis? How many penis are a full hand of penis?

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ayyndrew 3 points 3 years ago

Not if the penises are hard enough and arranged the right way

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anothercatgirl 2 points 3 years ago

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joyjoy 2 points 3 years ago

Dirty problems require dirty solutions. Introducing the auto-jacker.

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I_Miss_Daniel 2 points 3 years ago

Why not just take the elevator?

Edit: maybe not this one. Too much gore!

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