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3 years ago by Yote.zip to c/programmer_humor

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ndotb 41 points 3 years ago

PREFERRED:

  • PhD in quantum cryptography
  • 3 years of janitorial services experience
  • Proof of current therapist

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Omgarm 7 points 3 years ago

Also willing to get the entire office lunch on wednesdays.

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odium 4 points 3 years ago

And willing to work without pay for a probationary period of six months. Pay will be negotiated after that based on evaluations.

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spread 29 points 3 years ago

This is more than just a full stack, this is stack overflow. please clap

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Gentoo1337 1 point 3 years ago

Yeah, they're pushing it hard with this one

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addandsubtract 25 points 3 years ago

EZ, I have 5 years of experience with ChatGPT 😎

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ikidd 14 points 3 years ago

Pfft, obviously an intern position.

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csm10495 13 points 3 years ago

No SVN. I'm in.

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erbs 2 points 3 years ago

it's hg instead.

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gsfraley 13 points 3 years ago

I mean, reading that, it's a stretch but not that much of a stretch. They're basically saying "JVM, .NET, Node, a bunch of CI/CD and DevOps tools" and then a bunch of repeats and calling out adjacent technologies/specific dependencies. It's not something where you'd be expected to work on all of those every day, but work full-stack at a company a bit and drift into a few different projects and you'd check those boxes. This is just a very bad/scary job posting calling out every minutiae.

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SpliceVW 4 points 3 years ago

Right, this seems like a normal list. They didn't say you have to be an expert in all of these, just that you may be using them.

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msage 11 points 3 years ago

No PostgreSQL, hard pass

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Exile5018 11 points 3 years ago

They are looking for a full stack of developers.

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UprisingVoltage 10 points 3 years ago

They're looking for a full-stacked developer

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Deestan 10 points 3 years ago

We made up 5 of those. For your application to be considered, please say which ones at the top of your cover letter.

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sudo 7 points 3 years ago

and more.

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csolisr 4 points 3 years ago

Billy Mays: "But wait, there's more!"

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tappyturtle 6 points 3 years ago

Stack taller than the Empire State Building

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dvektor 6 points 3 years ago

Is that real? That is absolutely absurd. At least it says "may encounter" instead of "required"

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CmdrShepard 7 points 3 years ago

"Required with at least 25 years experience in each language"

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Emblem 5 points 3 years ago

"We expect you to have at least +10 year job experience as well" 😅

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erbs 1 point 3 years ago

in this thing that's only existed for 5.

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letsgoshopping 5 points 3 years ago

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truami 4 points 3 years ago

Full Spectrum Developer

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feral_hedgehog 4 points 3 years ago

They used this excellent tototial

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epyon22 3 points 3 years ago

Looking for a consolidator and a lead architect. lol tfs and github 🤦‍♂️

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charlybones 2 points 3 years ago

Both TFS AND GitHub??? These guys know what they're doing.

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chandz05 1 point 3 years ago

Omg Jboss shivers. Haven't thought of that in a long time...

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modulartable 1 point 3 years ago

Me too like big stack! Unga bunga

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