Green Queen is actually Fiona from Shrek. It's day time now, so stops being an ogre and turns into a human.

Oh no, global warming has struck. Fires start on a random third of all squares. The fire destroys all it touches. Any buried pawn land mines that touch fire detonate, creating a permanent gap in the game grid at their position.

chessboard to b4

A wild SNORLAX appears!

Elon Musk's mom arrives somewhere in the middle of the board attempting to stop the game.

In a shocking betrayal, green pawn from e9 takes black queen, revealing that the rest of Green's pieces have been waiting on rows 9 and 10.

Red Queen takes Prigozhin via sleeper agent white Queen.

NEXT DAY (day 14)
LAST DAY (day 12)

White horse to C8.

Let @lichess@mastodon.online (I hope I tagged them correctly) decide.

Knook to a4