you are at home with your wife and daughter and this guy comes in -- what do you do?

3 years ago by forrest to c/lemmyshitpost

ignore the "how" and focus on the immediate situation; what do you do?

corus_kt 21 points 3 years ago

Point him in the direction of more interesting news (rich minister's supermodel wife got kidnapped, etc) and hope typhoon Rance passes by peacefully

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Dennis5891 11 points 3 years ago

@buru5

Ask him who he is and what game series hes from

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IGuessThisIsForNSFW 9 points 3 years ago path: 0 4377799 4383825, hotness: undefined, score: 9, children: 2
buru5 3 points 3 years ago path: 0 4377799 4383825 4404985, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 1
IGuessThisIsForNSFW 1 point 3 years ago

I'm in that thread as well XD I was just wondering why you didn't want to talk about it here

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buru5 4 points 3 years ago

that's a big no-no

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Sanctus 11 points 3 years ago

Flay his skin of course. I have no idea how he found my grotto but he won't show anyone else.

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buru5 7 points 3 years ago

that dungeon he scouted turned out to be your home

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Asudox 3 points 3 years ago

That look reminds me of the MC in Redo of Healer

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Teon 3 points 3 years ago

Grab a big rubber eraser and start rubbing him out!
Take that blank page! HA!

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norgur 3 points 3 years ago

Draw my sword! Only a ne'er-do-well would enter another man's home in armor, so the wretched vagabond shall be driven out at once!

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uyuu 2 points 3 years ago

Team up

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buru5 1 point 3 years ago

o_o

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 3 years ago

Kick him square in the nards

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Johanno 2 points 3 years ago

sight

unzips

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ratondev 1 point 3 years ago

@buru5 just shoot in him dick and runaway

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vivadanang -1 points 3 years ago

DOGS: GUTS!

my hounds will dispatch him. the cat will probably descend with claws if he looks at the wife or kid.

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