the 5 stages of MILK.

3 years ago by snixyz123 to c/memes

Deebster 22 points 3 years ago

With heat, you can loop it back to the first stage.

Now I'm hungry.

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Gradually_Adjusting 9 points 3 years ago

And then you poop it out again. The circle of life

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highduc 8 points 3 years ago

Again? :o

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Gradually_Adjusting 8 points 3 years ago

Back and forth, forever

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Duranie 1 point 3 years ago

Oh God - for a moment my brain went right to "Dad! I'm prairie dogging it back here!" From National Lampoon's Vacation.

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yogibytes 20 points 3 years ago

If you are lactose intolerant there is a 6th stage

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Awoo 4 points 3 years ago

IBS too!

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arandomthought 13 points 3 years ago

In grocery stores here they usually line up the dairy products along these "stages". I've got laughted at before when I said "man, I never remember where along the 'milk spectrum' they place the crème fraîche."
Thank you for confirming that the "milk spectrum" is real!

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ekZepp 7 points 3 years ago

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zShxck 1 point 3 years ago

I miss r/cheese...

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Zerush 6 points 3 years ago

6 - Forgotten (found in most fridges)

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whettghost 1 point 3 years ago

Schrödinger’s dairy

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ergifruit 5 points 3 years ago

so what's plasma?

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joneskind 3 points 3 years ago

I'd like to stress that absolutely not of those stages are related to each other.

You can't make cheese from sour cream or butter or yogourt. You can't make butter from creamy cheese either.

What you can do:

  • milk => crème fraiche => butter
  • milk => Curdled milk => Hard OR Soft cheese

Some soft cheese (camembert, brie, reblochon, Saint Félicien) can naturally go back to an almost liquid state if they aged long enough.

Signed: Your Cheesy vigilante.

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Ignacio 3 points 3 years ago

Solid is better. Change my mind.

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Noxvento 2 points 3 years ago

Milk: The best food right after bacon.

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EmpathicVagrant 1 point 3 years ago

I thought that was rat race, but I’m also exhausted all the time so who knows.

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mithis 0 points 3 years ago

What about cottage cheese? Liquid and mostly solid?

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