I wish for the year of the windows desktop

3 years ago by squid to c/monkeyspaw

yanyuan 10 points 3 years ago
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sbv 9 points 3 years ago

Granted. It's 1995.

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AngryHippy 7 points 3 years ago

Granted, but you have to watch an ad every time you open an app.

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alokir 4 points 3 years ago

We're almost there already, MS serves ads on the Windows lock screen and sometimes they sneakily install bloatware with updates, like Candy Crush and Titok. Having to watch ads before opening apps doesn't feel too far off.

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runeko 5 points 3 years ago

Granted ... you now live in 1995 ... forever.

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BigMoe 5 points 3 years ago

Granted! Windows Desktop becomes so popular that it takes all 100% desktop market share! Microsoft takes the opportunity to begin requiring a Windows ‘subscription’ with the lowest plan being $60 a month with ads

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SayJess 2 points 3 years ago

All in all, not too bad of an ending.

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MisterNeon 2 points 3 years ago

Granted. Office furniture with an opening glass panes become quite popular. The windows desktop is a must have for any up and coming management staff.

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JackGreenEarth 1 point 3 years ago

Granted. Nothing changes.

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Web_Rand 1 point 3 years ago

Granted, everyone has their computers themed based on Windows.

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AdminWorker 0 points 3 years ago
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