just when you don't think about, bääm! a German.

3 years ago by Hofmaimaier to c/memes

Treczoks 194 points 3 years ago

You speak English because it is the only language you know.

I speak English because it is the only language you know.

We are not the same.

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boonhet 31 points 3 years ago

Ich spreche Deutsch und Englisch weil du nicht Estnisch sprichst

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Nalivai 6 points 3 years ago

Eesti keelt pole olemas

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boonhet 6 points 3 years ago

Tõsi

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juladuni 5 points 3 years ago

Tere..

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kennismigrant 3 points 3 years ago

Tšau?

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undeffeined 3 points 3 years ago

Im rauch des orgasmus

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Karyoplasma 2 points 3 years ago

Rausch*

Empfehle den zweiten Teil. Die Story ist echt gut und Michaela spielt den Flohwalzer auf nem Klavier.

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undeffeined 3 points 3 years ago

I have no idea what it actually means. When on an exchange program many years ago, a drunken Finn taught me that

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Treczoks 3 points 3 years ago

Siiski on sul õigus.

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rob64 11 points 3 years ago

Doch nicht allen! Es gibt Dutzende von uns. Dutzende!

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NicestDicerest 11 points 3 years ago

People in the US: Can speak English, sometimes Spanish

People in Germany: Can speak German, had Spanish & French in school, can understand most of dutch natively and have learned some Turkish from their friends

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backhdlp 12 points 3 years ago

Ich hab Latein 💀

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meekah 7 points 3 years ago

Also learning swedish on duolingo for fun

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Treczoks 4 points 3 years ago

You forgot that they have English in school, too, sometimes starting in first grade already.

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NicestDicerest 2 points 3 years ago

Damn

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fushuan 3 points 3 years ago

had Spanish & French in school

Most of the German tourists I see either didn't or did their damnest to not learn :_)

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Karyoplasma 2 points 3 years ago

I live 30km from the French border, had 10 years of French in school. I wouldn't be able order bread.

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ZombieMantis 2 points 3 years ago

Soy bilingue :)

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UnverifiedAPK 2 points 3 years ago

Git gut.

It's not matter of intelligence, it's a matter of importance.

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DarkwinDuck 7 points 3 years ago

I prefer git rebase usually.

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Tabugti 2 points 3 years ago

But you have to admit that git is good (gut).

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DarkwinDuck 1 point 3 years ago

Naja... Passt schon.

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name_NULL111653 94 points 3 years ago

𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉

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Guildo -33 points 3 years ago

Du Nazi!

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Ozymandias1688 15 points 3 years ago

Fraktur = nazi? etwa ein /s verloren?

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Guildo 3 points 3 years ago

Du Grammarnazi!

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DarkwinDuck 4 points 3 years ago

Hä?

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_cnt0 78 points 3 years ago

Hätten sie lieber die Spanische Inquisition?

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RQG 54 points 3 years ago

Die habe ich nicht erwartet.

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manucode 25 points 3 years ago

Niemand erwartet die spanische Inquisition. Was sind noch mal ihre drei Waffen?

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Orangenkuchen 13 points 3 years ago

Das tut niemand.

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Illegal_Prime 60 points 3 years ago

One of my favorite things about Reddit was that whenever two Germans found each other in a comment section they would always start a long reply chain in German. I always thought it was cute.

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Appoxo 41 points 3 years ago

Diese Tradition können wir gerne fortführen.

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SaltyIceteaMaker 39 points 3 years ago

Wir müssen diese Tradition Fortführen

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Treczoks 32 points 3 years ago

Auf jeden Fall!

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manucode 30 points 3 years ago

Melde mich zum Dienst!

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z500 5 points 3 years ago

I like it when Germans write bilingual comments. It's so wholesome.

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luna 49 points 3 years ago

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Johanno 8 points 3 years ago

If I remember the movie correctly she does indeed know a little German. He was very small

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SternburgExport 43 points 3 years ago

Was ist los? Wer will hier Stress?

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_cnt0 27 points 3 years ago

Wat? Kaum drei Haare auf'm Sack und schon ein' auf dicke Hose machen hier, wie?

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RQG 11 points 3 years ago

P'auf's Maul?

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_cnt0 12 points 3 years ago

Haben wir noch Apostrophs? Keinem mehr? Gar keinem? Zwei noch?

Jetz' gibt's Maul!

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Khorgor666 35 points 3 years ago

Sie haben geläutet?

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crispy_kilt 33 points 3 years ago

Guten Tag.

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rob64 9 points 3 years ago path: 0 4827176 4827331, hotness: undefined, score: 9, children: 1
PipedLinkBot 5 points 3 years ago

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InputZero 4 points 3 years ago

Gluten Guten Tag Sie.

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miss_brainfart 29 points 3 years ago

Hallöchen Popöchen

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gigachad 25 points 3 years ago

GUTEN MORGEN

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ModsAreCopsACAB 22 points 3 years ago

Nooo I'm germaphobic

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SickDuck_ 27 points 3 years ago

Hallo!

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ModsAreCopsACAB 17 points 3 years ago

AAAAAAaaaaaa

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zyratoxx 4 points 3 years ago

Man sieht sich!

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ModsAreCopsACAB 3 points 3 years ago

Why are you clapping back with an insult to someone making a joke...?

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moosetwin 20 points 3 years ago

I don't usually like meme watermarks but I am okay with it here because it is required for the meme to make sense

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Ranslite 15 points 3 years ago

Guten Tag

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Ozymandias1688 3 points 3 years ago

Reichtangle intensiviert...

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atlasraven31 15 points 3 years ago

Wunderbar.

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Siegfried 15 points 3 years ago

Und das Problem wäre.. ?

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bennypr0fane 14 points 3 years ago

Is it possible that you maybe live in Germany? I hear it's chock full of Germans there!

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zepheriths 13 points 3 years ago

They like David hasselhoff

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catharso 21 points 3 years ago

Er war schauend für Frieden.

Er war schauend so lang.

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boomzilla 0 points 3 years ago

Immer noch ist die Suche am weitergehen...

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EherVielleicht 10 points 3 years ago

He united us!

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Treczoks 4 points 3 years ago

Not all of us do.

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sin_free_for_00_days 2 points 3 years ago path: 0 4819815 4819889, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 2
zepheriths 2 points 3 years ago path: 0 4819815 4819889 4820068, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 1
sin_free_for_00_days 2 points 3 years ago

Thanks for the link! I did not know that.

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Granixo 10 points 3 years ago

But it's these guys. 😎🤟🎸🔥

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Holzkohlen 4 points 3 years ago

All those sexual assault allegations? Yeah, no. Those guys can fuck right off.

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bort 16 points 3 years ago

https://www.lawblog.de/...

tldr: the case was dropped because not a single witness could be found that would confirm any of those sexual assault allegations in front of police/prosecution

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Appoxo -5 points 3 years ago

Not like that denies that it didn't happen.
Witnesses could have been pressured.

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Rezzit 7 points 3 years ago

Since only the people who knew the names of these women are the journalists Rammstein had to pressured them first. And that didn't happen. There is no conspiracy here.

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DmMacniel 5 points 3 years ago

Or they were full of shit from the get go. Should that mean that they stay with a ruined reputation?

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boomzilla 0 points 3 years ago

Rinnstein Kids

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Paul_279 10 points 3 years ago

Ö

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Magnetar 6 points 3 years ago

Ü

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DarkwinDuck 4 points 3 years ago

Ä!

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skqweezy 5 points 3 years ago

ẞ

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GuitarAbuser 2 points 3 years ago

Å

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nx2 1 point 3 years ago

„

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I_Clean_Here 10 points 3 years ago

Germans like this FOSS shit

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JackNapier 9 points 3 years ago

Me too / ich auch

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CheeseRadio 9 points 3 years ago

Moin moin, motherfucker. Ostfriesland REPRESENT

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hubobes 7 points 3 years ago

Jetzt aber raus hier!

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DarkwinDuck 3 points 3 years ago

ᴶᵉᵗᶻᵗ ᵃᵇᵉʳ ʳᵃᵘˢ ʰᶦᵉʳᵎ

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doingthestuff 6 points 3 years ago

When life gives you schnitzel, you travel to other places.

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fluke 6 points 3 years ago

Ze Hermans are gere

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skqweezy 4 points 3 years ago

Tbh I expected more Czechs that there are here, I think there were more at the start but they left, sad, we also get everywhere like Germans do, but we don't show it

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CCF_100 4 points 3 years ago

Is there a FOSS translation API that can be integrated into Lemmy?

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Etterra 3 points 3 years ago

I have to block so many German language subs. I don't speak German, stahp!

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hoch 6 points 3 years ago

meanwhile i've been subscribing to so many german language subs because their memes are top-tier

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kennismigrant 3 points 3 years ago

They are either funny or "heheh, German humor"

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vinhill 3 points 3 years ago

Ich bin entzückt, dass ihnen unsere MaiMais zusagen.

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Karyoplasma 3 points 3 years ago

Nimm dir dein Hochwähli ab, Bruder.

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Draedron 3 points 3 years ago

Dieser Thread ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.

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EherVielleicht 1 point 3 years ago
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HerrKai 2 points 3 years ago

Guten Tag!

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cashews_best_nut 1 point 3 years ago

As long as they keep the Swamp Germans out I'm all for it.

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mayonaise_met 2 points 3 years ago

Who?

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mayonaise_met 2 points 3 years ago

Who?

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mayonaise_met 2 points 3 years ago

Who?

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cashews_best_nut 1 point 3 years ago

Oh shit! They heard me.

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EternalNicodemus -4 points 3 years ago

More like nazis everywhere here in brazil after 1945 💀

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