Who needs money in the IT budget? We'll run the place on hopes and wishes!

3 years ago by TheWaterGod to c/techsupportmemes

mosiacmango 44 points 3 years ago

Ha, had even this fail once ar an old job during the win 7 to win 10 migration. No budget to replace 8yr old desktops? Fine, give me $50/each for SSD. Worked out to around 50k, went to director of IT with a laundry list of benefits, including saving 1mil in total replacement costs.

Nope, denied. Dude had his eye on a non existent CIO role that he thought he could create by cutting everything to the bone. This failed because he was basically the least charismatic person possible, so he leaves. A new director came in, sees the problem, saw the huge savings I pitched and said "fuck yeah do it, and after this, we get on an actual 3yr replacement lifecycle" and we actually did.

You dont need good management to do things right, but boy howdy you do need to make sure you dont have bad management.

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pennomi 36 points 3 years ago
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nik282000 10 points 3 years ago

TIL: I have never met a good manager.

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snootchiebootchies 36 points 3 years ago

In fairness, an SSD is a solid upgrade and can give an old PC new life.

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Amends1782 2 points 3 years ago

Simpsons "thats the joke"

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SARGEx117 14 points 3 years ago

I'll have you know it's only SEVEN years old, and it has SIX gb of RAM.

I have all but given up gaming on it, as even half life 2 now runs choppy and slow.

I just don't have money to replace it with anything.

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spittingimage 11 points 3 years ago

It hurts cuz it's true.

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Pika 9 points 3 years ago

then the rest of the system fails 2 months later and they are like "WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT FAILED IT HAS AN SSD!?! "

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TubeTalkerX 8 points 3 years ago

Please, Windows 98 licenses are Dirt cheap now!

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beeng 3 points 3 years ago

I need this meme format as a blank and the cards to be briscola cards. Anybody?

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TheWaterGod 3 points 3 years ago path: 0 4839171 4842996, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 1
beeng 2 points 3 years ago

Gaaadiiicooooool

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topinambour_rex 1 point 3 years ago

You have the source, now you need to go to photopea.com

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beeng 2 points 3 years ago

See my new comment :D

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