Be careful when approaching the pontifex maximus in the wild

3 years ago by Sooperstition to c/lemmyshitpost

VikingHippie 27 points 3 years ago

Reminds me of these:

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Pilon23 4 points 3 years ago

Lmao never seen this before

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Zehzin 14 points 3 years ago

You start hearing boss music and suddenly a health bar with "Francis, Vicar of God" on top appears on screen

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Corran1138 3 points 3 years ago

That’s the next game in the Dark Souls line: Bright Souls: YHWH’s revenge.

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staindundies 7 points 3 years ago

Does 50% bonus damage to undead units

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aarRJaay 6 points 3 years ago

Careful, he's about to spit poison and attack you!

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Corran1138 6 points 3 years ago

I feel like he would spray holy water though.

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VikingHippie 5 points 3 years ago

Which can also be considered venom if you're infernal enough 🀷

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Corran1138 3 points 3 years ago

Now I'm sitting here trying not to laugh, thinking about the old adage: how do you know if the Pope is venomous or poisonous?

If you bite the Pope and you die, he's poisonous. If the Pope bites you and you die, he's venomous.

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VikingHippie 2 points 3 years ago

Careful, though: like the noble Tiger keelback snake , some popes are venomous AND poisonous for a double dose of pimpin' as this fine gentleman would say!

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cri 6 points 3 years ago

Dennis_meets_his_doom

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