Lie Detector

3 years ago by Clbull to c/lemmyshitpost

ChonkyOwlbear 105 points 3 years ago

Wonder Woman grew up on an island populated by only women. She would not be surprised.

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nyahlathotep 32 points 3 years ago

what was the name of that island, again? Galpalia?

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tacosanonymous 65 points 3 years ago

Roommate Island.

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nyahlathotep 38 points 3 years ago

The Isle of Lifelong Friends

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UtMan1988 11 points 3 years ago

Munchamuhcoochie

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buddascrayon 27 points 3 years ago

Lesbos

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Fontasia 50 points 3 years ago

"I get that a lot"

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pootzapie 10 points 3 years ago

Go on…

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Entropy 9 points 3 years ago

Anyone know what the original says?

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Clbull 20 points 3 years ago

"To murder Superman in his fortress."

Power Girl was under mind control.

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Entropy 9 points 3 years ago

Boy, that escalated quickly.

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javasux -17 points 3 years ago
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oshitwaddup 76 points 3 years ago

That is what a magic rope that makes you tell the truth does tho

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javasux -12 points 3 years ago
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Maalus 15 points 3 years ago

Ah yes because people are always 1100% saying exactly what they mean instead of using jokes, hyperbole and other stuff. Just in case a pedant walks by and goes "hurr durr not a lie detector" when it's perfectly understandable to both people talking what they mean.

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21Cabbage 12 points 3 years ago

Wonder Woman's lasso does significantly better than our real world equivalent of at best, measuring somebody's stress when you've intentionally put them in a stressful situation.

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Sheeple 6 points 3 years ago

Wonder woman's lasso doesn't even detect lies. It just forces you to speak the truth with a varying compulsion to reveal secrets depending on author.

Calling it a lie detector is an odd thing when it's the one thing it can't do

Edit: I stand corrected on my last point

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21Cabbage 4 points 3 years ago

I think that'd actually be a pretty easy thing to use as a lie detector, just wrap the thing around whomever and say "say that again".

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Gabu 4 points 3 years ago

Or literally just ask "were you lying"?

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Kolanaki 2 points 3 years ago

Scumbag caught by the lasso: "That again."

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