Yo Mama Joke Immunity [Rule]

3 years ago by Gormadt to c/196

SonnyVabitch 70 points 3 years ago

According to a 4yo I know, the only downside of her little friend having two mummies is that poor boy has to draw 2 (two!) Mother's Day cards.

Yo Mama jokes are yet to arrive at the nursery.

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Owljfien 22 points 3 years ago

Wait until he gets locked into and endless loop of "go ask your mother"

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FlyingSquid 22 points 3 years ago

No matter what you do, kids will find a way to bully you if they can.

(Sorry, didn't mean to get serious there for a second.)

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IWantToFuckSpez 20 points 3 years ago

That happened

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768 26 points 3 years ago

You happened

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jaybone 7 points 3 years ago

Your mom happened

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768 6 points 3 years ago

Ich weise diese Unterstellungen zurück, Unterstellungen sind ein journalistischer Trick.

Diese dürfen in der freiheitlich demokratischen Grundordnung nicht vorkommen, sie hätten mich anders befragen müssen.

Jetzt frag ich mich: woher kommen sie? Welcher Organisation gehören sie an? Ist es ein privater Verein, der ein kleine Meinungsforschung zu einem Geschäft macht, um mich zum Anreiz zu bringen etwas zu kaufen?

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Gormadt 1 point 3 years ago
Translated via Google Translate

I reject these allegations, allegations are a journalistic trick.

These are not allowed to occur in the free democratic basic order; they should have questioned me differently.

Now I ask myself: where do they come from? Which organization do they belong to? Is it a private association that makes a small opinion poll into a business to encourage me to buy something?

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Rachelhazideas 7 points 3 years ago

r/nothingeverhappens

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768 1 point 3 years ago

#nothingEverHappens #subredditsAsHashtags

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Amro 6 points 3 years ago

@Gormadt Faith in humanity ...... Restored [y/N]

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