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The market is cornered

3 years ago by The Picard Maneuver to c/whitepeopletwitter

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Knusper 24 points 3 years ago

I think, the idea is that you buy their cheese, not just any cheese...

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Anticorp 18 points 3 years ago

If cheese commercials are anything like the old milk commercials, then they're from the dairy lobby, and they're just for any old cheese.

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can 3 points 3 years ago

We had those for eggs too.

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glibg10b 3 points 3 years ago

OP has a fundamental misunderstanding of how ads work

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edgemaster72 3 points 3 years ago

They're probably all owned by Nestle anyway

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paysrenttobirds 21 points 3 years ago

They literally paid Domino's millions to find ways to put more cheese in pizza, we are clearly not eating enough cheese.

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NakariLexfortaine 11 points 3 years ago

But, Mister Cheese, I'm up to 12 blocks of cheddar a day. I haven't shat in 3 weeks. I can't eat any more! Even the Swiss... It's just more holes for the old cheese to fill!

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Perfide 3 points 3 years ago

The answer is to put cheese in the crust. If fucking Papa Johns can do it, Domihoes can.

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paysrenttobirds 2 points 3 years ago

Pretty sure they did, and then they put pepperoni to catch the cheese, and you know where this leads..

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spudwart 17 points 3 years ago

If there is anything the US Government loves funding as much as war and """clean""" coal, it's dairy.

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UnrepententProcrastinator 7 points 3 years ago

Or corn. Basically any of the staples of states that gets them electoral college votes.

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wetferret 16 points 3 years ago

But if there were no commercials how would I discover new innovative products like "cheese-stuffed cheese"?

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Madison420 10 points 3 years ago

You say this but the us didnt eat cheese in such quantity until after WW2 where excess milk was turned to cheese and the government not only propped up the industry but also created cheese and milk propaganda.

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Anticorp 5 points 3 years ago

Bring me your most expensive cheese, stuffed with your second most expensive cheese.

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SallyTAB 8 points 3 years ago

It's to remind you that you need more cheese. I almost was down to the Kraft Singles the other day. Those commercials saved my life.

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RedditWanderer 8 points 3 years ago

In France they have a specific time in kindergarden for cheese tasting, aside from getting some at lunch.

France is keeping the acquired tastes acquired for big Cheese.

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jjagaimo 6 points 3 years ago

The dairy industry would have a lot to benefit from funding a cure for lactose intolerance (e.g. AAV + lacz gene like in the thoughtemporium video)

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LEONHART 6 points 3 years ago

"How much cheese is too much cheese?" - Charlie Kelly

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SatyrSack 2 points 3 years ago

Any amount of cheese before a date is too much cheese!

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RizzRustbolt 4 points 3 years ago

A lot of people worked very hard on these.

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adhocfungus 2 points 3 years ago

"Why? We could just make Oreos cheese!"

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Mint_Raccoon 3 points 3 years ago

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Prunebutt 2 points 3 years ago

I learned some italian with that Grana Padano ad on the radio.

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