Things To Never Say To A Fan Of Jordan Peterson

3 years ago by seahorse [Ohio] to c/theonion

A conservative media commentator, self-help author, and clinical psychologist, Jordan Peterson has made a career out of denouncing preferred pronouns and identity politics while defending the pay gap and the patriarchy. If you know someone who is a fan of Jordan Peterson, here are things you should never say.
Reckless_Moose 39 points 3 years ago

Onion is supposed to be satire, most of this seemed like solid advice.

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NOT_RICK 36 points 3 years ago

“As an American, letting a Canadian tell you what to do is a beta move.”

I love turning the chuds’ rhetoric around on them. If they want to argue in bad faith I’ll get right down into the mud

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DreBeast 12 points 3 years ago

That's what I'm talking about! Enough of taking the high road - we can't let them continue gaslighting. Every time I see a matter-of-fact statement I throw it right back to them. Turns into a silly circle jerk that never goes anywhere.

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Bipta 35 points 3 years ago

I’m a radical leftist who believes in forcibly castrating all men and sewing their penises onto newborn girls

This is what Republicans actually believe (or close enough)

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bdonvr 17 points 3 years ago

They’ve spent their whole lives preparing to meet you in person and destroy you.

Handles that pretty nicely

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InevitableWaffles 15 points 3 years ago

Salad. Lol classic.

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HikingVet 12 points 3 years ago

I'm saving this in case I run into one of of his simps.

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dumples 10 points 3 years ago path: 0 5730175, hotness: undefined, score: 10, children: 0
HopeOfTheGunblade 9 points 3 years ago

Missing, "I haven't read everything he ever wrote, but I do have some criticisms."

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ElcaineVolta 6 points 3 years ago

amazing that anyone even listens to this pest, the only time he's not sobbing uncontrollably is when he's in a coma.

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Plibbert 2 points 3 years ago

Lol some of these aren't bad.

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