I’m finally writing a dad joke about spices.

3 years ago by Fuck u/spez to c/dadjokes

It’s about thyme.

doublejay1999 12 points 3 years ago

Not very oregonal

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Akasazh 4 points 3 years ago

Well, he's no sage, after all.

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podperson 10 points 3 years ago

Thyme is an herb

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kambusha 6 points 3 years ago

I believe it's a noun.

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TomAwsm 4 points 3 years ago

Thyme is relative.

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Hossenfeffer 2 points 3 years ago

Thyme is an illusion. Lunchthyme doubly so.

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Fuck_u_spez_ 1 point 3 years ago

And now we're back to food puns, proving that thyme is a flat circle.

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podperson 3 points 3 years ago

You're technically correct, which is, of course, the best kind of correct.

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Pumafred9 5 points 3 years ago

It's all cumin together.

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cronch_mcgurk 3 points 3 years ago

What's your dill?

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drasticpotatoes 2 points 3 years ago

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