Why did the hippie drown?

3 years ago by balrogslayer to c/dadjokes

He was too far out, man.

18107 2 points 3 years ago

Salmon swim upstream because downstream is too mainstream.

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skunch 1 point 3 years ago

You just Cheech and Chonged the shit out of me my dude

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Roundcat 1 point 3 years ago

He drowned? I heard he was murdered with a rake. He was a totally groovy dude.

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