Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

3 years ago by hardypart to c/dadjokes

Because he ate the pizza before it was cool.

Kalkaline 14 points 3 years ago

A hipster walks into a bar, but you've probably never heard of it.

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c4 9 points 3 years ago

He drank the coffee before it was cool is the original answer

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Afkargh 8 points 3 years ago

Sigh->Eyeroll->Upvote

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NightGaunts 1 point 3 years ago
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NightGaunts 1 point 3 years ago

Context in case you didn't get the joke.

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