The year is 2023, every single major tech companies are racing each other to become Public Enemy No. 1. And the only Hero we have is the EU, will it be able to save the day?

they didn't follow Reddit's "Moderator Code of Conduct", here's a summarized version for anyone who wants to take their place:

Rule 1: Suck Steve Huffman's dick.

Rule 2: Suck u/spez's dick.

Rule 3: Suck it all the way to the balls.

Rule 4: Suck it like it is the most delicious shit in the world.

*New rules:

Rule 6: You are not allowed to put anything other than Steve Huffman's or u/spez's dick in your mouth.

Rule 7: Pay Steve Huffman and u/spez 20 million dollars a year each for sucking their dicks.

Firefox+UBO and Revanced users: Oh no... anyway...

Here is the latest stable build of Yuzu that I've got from 24 hours ago for anyone who wasn't able to download it in time.

Firefox users: Another Chromium drama? People never learn

He should have gone all the way when he started the mutiny against Putin. He would be dead either way but at least he had the chance to take Hitler's disciple with him to hell.

actually, they do bring glasses with them all the time, they just straight up refuse to wear them

of course not, it hasn't been updated for FIFTEEN YEARS and definitely didn't even get an engine upgrade in 2017 let alone a new version half a month ago and a hotfix last week

Good, don't sorry, bite more.

One more company to add to my "Pirate Only" list

uBlock Origin and ReVanced users: I missed the part where that's my problem.

Here is the latest stable build of Yuzu that I've got from 24 hours ago for anyone who wasn't able to download it in time.

Dammit, Firefox! You was the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the anti-privacy, not join them! You were to bring security to the internet, not leave it in neo-naZi's propaganda.

tech savvy purple is my favorite color

edit: the typo was funny, man. why did you have to fix it

If it ain't broke, we'll break it!

bro, I know my porn addiction is severe but you really need your necrophilia in check

I hope EU steps in this time too

"Super pigs" — called the "most invasive animal on the planet"

Human: Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power

You don't buy Apple products for the technology or innovations anymore, now you buy Apple products for the bragging rights of being able to pay premium prices for things everyone else has been using for a decade that have a lot more features for a fraction of the price.

I wish their CEOs get in debts so deep that they have to live under a fucking bridge