I have been supporting it. I haven't starred in a single Holywood movie since it began and I haven't written shit.

No, he said 'disk'.

Like Utah, dumb-dumb-dumb dumb-dumb

Happy 40th birthday!

I second this, fuck right off.

A "gift" is where you give something to someone without demanding payment. In the US you would be denounced as a communist if you were to do this.

Stopping at Vista was a good call.

Thanks, Phil

Who is that desperate to get their picture in The Mirror?

Can you elaborate on where the stew is going?

Oh really? I'll get in touch with him then. He's my friend.

Prostate cancer is a pretty hard sell.

Tap on his face 27 times.

Putting these figures into a prediction with tactical voting percentages has the Lib Dems forming the opposition. Pretty wild.

That's right. I was someone who fell into the "they're red tories" trap during the Blair years. We were spoilt and didn't know how good we had it.

The call it Xine

It would be no problem in Scotland where they have freedom to gnome.

Little Mix

It would be an awful lot creepier if they were pictures of you.