"LEMME SHOW YA SOMTHIN!!"

--Fire Marshall Elon

How do you reconcile current conservative approaches to the poor (reducing/removing any benefits, sending unhoused people on busses to other States, etc.) with the teachings of Jesus in the testament? There is a clear disconnect between these two sets of ideals.

People who block the whole aisle with their shopping cart.

People who open their car door on the street without looking for traffic.

People who won't get out of the left lane.

Take your pick.

Ramen.

May he bless your controller/mouse with his noodly appendages.

The whole point of memes is low effort, broski.

Elon is definitely the type to love the idea of micro transactions.

Bad luck for you... I'm now a zombie.

I was a zombie before, but I'm a zombie now too.

This is clearly mocking the bloodthirsty policies of the US and its allies, not actually supporting air strikes.

As such, it's pretty damn funny.

None... yet.

Just lit it right up in a flash, right?

This is unsafe, because it might lead to a catastrophic tire failure. A small pebble under the valve stem cap is much safer and equally effective.

It really is inspiring for parents and models how to foster imagination and play in children as well as conflict resolution.

It also really hits on the emotional connection and protection with kids: it shows parents how to help kids deal with their feelings.

A truly brilliant show.

When "Ƙilling it with fire!" goes wrong...

Put the whole thing in a cardboard box, thus cloaking it from drones. They don't attack their own kind, of course.

I'M PISSED THAT THE EFFECTS OF CLIMATE CHANGE ARE BLINDINGLY OBVIOUS RIGHT NOW, BUT LITTLE IS BEING DONE ABOUT IT.

ALSO, A LARGE CHUNK OF PEOPLE ARE ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST ANY ATTEMPT TO AMELIORATE IT.

Hard to tell... they're just grey and probably almost flavorless.

I'm betting they got covered in either ketchup or steak sauce.

However, in some cases, they might use Amazon to fulfill your order anyway.

"Race-baited"?

Seems like someone doesn't want to acknowledge how deeply that segment of the population is embedded in "otherism" of all kinds.

Racism is endemic, and for you to call pointing out this very obvious fact "race-baiting" belies a serious lack of awareness on your part.

"It’s a date that should go down in history — a stain on our collective conscience. On June 14th, 2023, the Adriana, a fishing boat carrying 750 people, capsized in the Mediterranean. The more than 600 deaths were entirely preventable. And yet the world barely flinched."

Yeah, it was in the news, but considerably less attention was paid to this event where hundreds died compared to a few rich people who spent exorbitant amounts of money to look at a shipwreck on a TV screen in an unsafe submersible.

A pretty dismal reflection on our societal values.

Therein lies the true danger from these zealous traitors: they see outgroups as not human and will happily commit any number of atrocities against anyone they consider "other."