This made me LOL IRL so I made you a picture.

On a work trip in the mid 2010s. We were staying at a hotel located near FB/Meta HQ in Menlo Park.

Once I was in for the night, I went looking for WiFi and then I saw it:

SSID HideYoKidsHideYoWiFi

“I call it as I see it.”

“I’m just very straightforward and honest.”

No, you’re a prick. That’s what you are.

Delta

Don’t Expect Luggage To Arrive

-or-

Doesn’t Ever Leave The Airport

Yo. Don’t waste your time with those inoperative data pushers.

That wallpaper is everything.

“Heatherhead” by Generationals

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