That 1876 session sounds lit

Ah, so we're just out here to change the names of bodies of water. Way to tackle the issues, champ...

What a bunch of sick freaks. Those poor girls

Leo Carpazzi's original lyrics: [Verse 1] I was working in the lab, late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight For my monster from his slab began to rise And suddenly, to my surprise His trousers dropped right to the floor With his bottom bare, he ran to the door I said, “Frankenstein, what’s gotten into you?” He said “My dick is hard, and I need to screw!”

[Chorus] (He did the fuck) He did the monster fuck (The monster fuck) It was a graveyard fuck (He did the fuck) That monster sucked and fucked (He did the fuck) He did the monster fuck [Verse 2] From my laboratory, I heard quite the racket Deep in the castle, the vampires jacked it The zombies all fucked in the graveyard grass Wolfman wolfed down Frankenstein’s ass

[Chorus] (They did the fuck) They did the monster fuck (The monster fuck) It was a graveyard fuck (They did the fuck) Those monsters sucked and they fucked (They did the fuck) They did the monster fuck

[Verse 3] Oh, the beasts all fucked as the orgy spread Bigfoot gave the Headless Horseman head Swamp Thing jerked off in the castle moat While Dracula gagged from the jizz in his throat The fucking was wet. There was spooge like mad Igor decided to fuck his own dad The Mummy let out a horny moan When Medusa’s bare tits turned his dick stone

[Chorus] (They did the fuck) They did the monster fuck (The monster fuck) It was a graveyard fuck (They did the fuck) Those monsters sucked and fucked (They did the fuck) They did the monster fuck [Verse 4] Oh, but Frankenstein’s bride was the biggest slut Dracula got balls deep in her butt She got titty-fucked by a giant spider Jizz made the streaks in her hair much whiter She fucked every monster; come one, come all Her three holes were filled like a bowling ball And while monsters all fucked his undead bride Frankenstein just jacked off and cried

[Chorus] (Now you should fuck) Now you should monster fuck (The monster fuck) And do the graveyard fuck (The monster fuck) Those monsters sucked and fucked (Now you should fuck) Now you should monster fuck

[Outro] One more time (Now you should fuck) Now you should monster fuck (The monster fuck) And do the graveyard fuck (The monster fuck) Those monsters sucked and they fucked (Now you should fuck) Now you should monster fuck (The monster fuck) Monster Fuck

From/to/on... who can say for sure?

Hey, scratch a liberal and all...

Could you just take their money and lie to them or do they need to watch or something?

The US has commissioned entire offices devoted to ensuring striking an embassy doesn't happen again. Millions are spent every year to update the (surprisingly ever-changing) locations of embassies around the world so they don't make the same mistake in the future. Whatever the thought process was that "allowed" a strike then has been eliminated and then some.

Fun fact! Monopoly was created to elicit this exact response! You're supposed to hate this and get angry at the inequity; that's the whole point.

Bustin' makes me feel good, tho

The man can't be some free speech martyr while picking and choosing what docs to publish from which nation. It's all, nothing, or you're a state asset, witting or not. To figure out what state that might be, look no further than the leaks he made every excuse not to publish.

Now THAT'S pod racing!

TSA has nothing to do with customs, who do an actual important job as you note. TSA is strictly domestic "security"

But my purge button is missing, and apparently is by design update

I thought it was earnestly bad and then it just kept going... it's like a body horror film or something

This could explain my love for pickles. My body's looking out for me, I guess

Oh, no. Please don't do this

Really makes you wish for nuclear winter

No shit

Nice. I understand it looks legit at first, but all the actual "stuff" to it takes a bit of scrolling and this one in particular is a complete absurdity