It’s dangerous to go alone, take these

It’s my insane little idiot’s Gotcha Day., but he refuses to pose with new toy. So here’s an old one. First day as office cat.

Farewell beloved Le Chat Noir socks. Hello upleveled cat ball.

Welcome to Numbat Facts.

Numbats are the only member of the family Myrmecobiidae. This saves them a great deal of money not buying presents this time of year.

Boyo currently crying and hyperventilating after trying to burn out his not-Covid with Buldak noodles and a disgusting concoction called Fire Cider. I call dibs on first use of the bathroom tomorrow morning.

Welcome to Numbat Facts Hanukkah edition.

It is not possible for a numbat to be an observant Jew as eating insects is forbidden by the Torah. How inconvenient.

Chag sameach.

I declare this cheese hunt successful

Headache! Need moar water!

EDIT: possibly make that need moar RATs, Boyo running 38.8. Swear words!

Fly my army of Darkness, and not so Darkness

Invitation to join pillow fort

First expedition to the can return machine. Got enough back to almost pay for a big sack of cat litter. Impressed with the speed of the thing!

Sneak peak It’s rather hard to photo through the shite glass at this place. Grump.

Achewww! X 74

Absolutely nobody just ate their body weight in cheesey mash in a post panic attack pms comfort attempt….”

Dude! Choosing to not pursue it is one thing, but under no circumstances send her back.

Thunderbolts and lightening, very very frightening!

Welcome to Numbat Facts.

Numbats do not drink, they obtain all their water from food.

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And to break that mood.

You may mow all laugh at my predictable bathroom woes after such an excess of food colouring.

Citizens of MelbZone there is a solution to our moth plague! I shall attract then Godzilla stomp them!